The First Foolish Email of 2015

Here is the email that I received from someone on 1/2/15. What do you think of this ridiculous message?

Dear Applicant,

Your resume has been reviewed by our HR Department in reference to our AD posted online for the following positions: “Administrative Assistant/Office Assistant, Customer Service/ Receptionist/data entry and we believe you are capable of handling one of this position based on your resume.

Your details has been forwarded to Mr. Gadsby J. Michael, one of the (Hiring Manager)He would be conducting an online interview with you to discuss the Job Details, Pay Scale, Benefits, Company etc.

Following our newest online screening introduced by Better Business Bureau (BBB), you are to set up a screen name with yahoo instant messenger(IM) at (http://www.messenger.yahoo.com/)  if you don’t have one and add up the Hiring Manager’s yahoo screen name (gadsbymichael@yahoo.com) and instant m
The scheduled time is as follows.

Interview/Briefinthg time: 08:00am to 10:00pm.
Email: gadsbymichael@yahoo.com

You are to be available on yahoo messenger between the hours of 8am-10pm for the interview, Your swift and timely response to this position matters a lot as the job interview starts  by 8am. I wish you best of luck in the interview.

Best regard

Gadsby J. Michael.
HR Department

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My reply to this foolish SPAMMER was:

Please tell me your personal phone number, email address, bank routing information and home address so that I can make arrangements to give you First Fool of 2015 award.

Congratulations on your prize.

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Mr. Gadsby J. Michael’s response soon there after was

“Keep it for your punk father”

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What a professional.

Let’s all try to remember the name Gadsby J. Michael. He is a winner in my book.